it seems that the number of gerbil owners experiencing what psycho analysts call a 'communication void' with their beloved pets are on the rise. And a recent widespread research within our office of 12 have confirmed that.
According to Amanda Ho, President of Friends of Animals & Gerbils [FAG], owners are often oblivious of this problem. In fact, most of the complaints and cry for help actually came from the gerbils themselves. FAG is currently trying their best to address the situation by hiring freelance gerbil whisperers.
To help them along, we've decided to do our bit. Just read our mini guide, and you're on your way to a long and healthy relationship with your gerbils.
If your gerbils :
a] vibrate when you hold and pet them, it means they are happy
b] make weird tapping noises, they could be transmitting a mating sound or a warning of danger.
c] are doing bugger all, and ONLY ONE is thumping, the thumping one is sexually excited.Watch your back with this one!
d] have been sitting in the same yogi-like position for days, they're probably dead. It means you're only qualified to look after creatures with lower emotional needs. Like nuts, for instance.
Good luck.
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